Saturday, May 17, 2008


To further celebrate the recent release of Ministry of Defence files on unexplained phenomena, Testcard are playing an early evening gig at The Magnet, Hardman Street, Liverpool on Thursday 29 May hosted by Liverpool Sound City. Later that night Clash Magazine host an unmissable party at The Masque, with Four Tet, The Field and Hercules and Love Affair.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Taking the Mickey

Thursday, April 24, 2008


Well its been a busy year since the last post! Testcard's long player 'Lines' is ready for release in June and has had airplay on BBC local and national radio already. We've a gig lined up for Liverpool Sound City and a trip to Cologne planned for later in the year. More regular missives than the past lax approach promised!

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Sonar 2007
A slice of Testcard and a sizeable chunk of The Hive Collective decamped to Barcelona for the fourteenth annual Sonar festival of progressive music and multimedia arts recently. For me, half the attraction of Sonar as a festival is the location; Barcelona is a city where days start slowly and nights can last a very long time indeed. Spread across two locations, three days and two nights, this steady approach to music consumption mirrors the slow release satisfaction of tapas. So you order a bunch of stuff, some old faves and some weird action you aren't really sure of, share with friends and see what happens...
Thursday's was probably the weakest lineup of the festival, and points towards a more cautious approach to ticket purchasing in future. Blixa Bargeld's portentous Buddha Machine fiddlings and Piana's overly sweet cutetronics led to scurrying towards Sonarmatica's gallery of new media art - a fantastic meditation on high tech sleight of hand that made the day's trip to MACBA worthwhile. The DC Recordings / Bear Entertainment free party at Club Mix was a groovily soundtracked hoot rounding the day off nicely. Friday started with a brisk hangover breaking dip into the conveniently located sea before making it up to see Nettle, DJ Rupture's project that uses live musicians to more explicitly make the connections between beat mash, dubstep, crunkage and the North African vibes beloved of the likes of Shackleton et al. It was an unexpected treat. Another followed. Black Affair, Steve Mason's new outfit arrived with little fanfare but their low key electropop was a definite personal highlight of the festival, this mix indicative of influences probably explains why. Unfortunately my ability to get into Sunn O))) and Clarke was a victim of either my poor timekeeping or a lack of competition on the bill for the majority's attention, something which was a recurrent theme of the daytime Sonar gigs. Haswell and Hecker's alien attack on the senses distracted for a while but the lure of a few beers on the beach grew stronger. Again relaxed timekeeping meant we missed the Raster Signal, but The Beastie Boys extended set of greatest hits and more, and another fantastic Cornelius a/v performance made up for some of the misgivings about the daytime programming. Skream was tearing it up at Sonar Lab as we left, the dubstep virus really taking hold of Sonar this year. Last year we caught Various Production off Sonar at Sidecar and they were promoted to Sonar Complex this time round, adding three live vocalists and rinsing the soundsystem for all it was worth, another live highlight despite a somewhat disappointing album late last year. Honourable mention goes to the Israeli deejay Kalbata spinning breaks in the RedBullLounge and overcoming the heavy branding of the space to get the crowd a jigging. Back in the Dome the minimal stylings of Modern Love were going down well with the crowd and I caught the end of a stirling set by Claro Intellecto. If I could have had a peseta for every time a highhat appearance was cheered I'd be a wealthy man, is this European enthusiasm or is most minimal really so bereft of highlights? On to check out Wolf Eyes where an extra from Texas Chainsaw Massacre was playing a log, intensely, and earplugs were necessary. Saturday night meant restaurant and alfresco beers. Sunday dissolved into Monday via beach party and an unexpected dalliance with a lunatic as the sun went down on Sonar for another year. Bang for buck-wise Sonar is slipping, but as thoughts turn to alternatives - and many European cities want a piece of the action - it may prove a tough act to follow.


Flickr pics here.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Underground Overground


Some mooching about in London took us to a couple of exhibitions that in theory should have chimed with the core Testcard aesthetic; the ICA’s exploration of the 1980s British underground, Secret Public and the V&A’s decidedly populist Kylie. In reality I found something bogus about both. I think in the case of The Secret Public this was through the organisers’ positioning of the exhibition as representing the ‘last outburst of radical experimentation before the onslaught of consumerism established an environment in which 'alternative' culture could immediately be co-opted into the mainstream’. This seems to me to be romantic at best and actually, just plain wrong. The stuff that’s represented in The Secret Public’ formed the core content for what was the highpoint of the British style magazine era and was covered widely elsewhere at the time in broadsheet Sunday Supplements and the burgeoning ‘yoof’ TV sector. So we got photographs by Wolfgang Tillmans and Jon Savage, video footage of the dancer Michael Clark and the designers Body Map, Leigh Bowery looking ‘freaky’ blah, blah, blah.- in other words a parade of usual suspects that the Face and ID seemed to cover every bloody month. All very nice, but to suggest that the Blitz kids and a few related art projects were the last gasp of authentic underground creativity unsullied by contact with the mainstream (erm… anyone heard of Visage, Boy George or watched any advertising or fashion shows from the period?) is silly.

Kylie sets out to hit you with the wonder and spectacle of Ms Minogue’s glittering career but actually ended up (to me at least) as a deconstruction of the artificiality and tawdriness of modern pop culture. The main bulk of the exhibition was taken up by the display of costumes from various videos, photo shoots and live performances. And there lies the rub. Once you get up close to clothes made to be viewed from fifty yards off in some enormodome (or as part of a heavily processed and beautifully lit music video) you realise how cheap, tacky and badly made they are. They might be designed by world famous Italians but they’re invariably made in some horrible man-made fibres and look like they’ve been cut by gibbons suffering from heroin withdrawal. Added to this, despite baring her name, the exhibition leaves you with absolutely no sense of who Kylie is or what she is supposed to stand for. The whole thing is about process: the photographers she’s worked with, how many pairs of tights are used on a tour, which record label she was signed to, where her stylist bought her hotpants etc. As a result Kylie herself comes across as a strange characterless mannequin who only exists when summoned to life through a lens…. which may well be true.



Sunday, May 13, 2007

Beautiful.



Colleen and Triosk at FACT


Two thirds of Testcard also moonlight as part of The Hive Collective, or maybe its the other way round, anyway, Hive have been involved in putting on what can loosely be described as electronic music events across Liverpool over the best part of the past four years. The latest instalment was the first night of The Leaf Label's inaugural UK tour, featuring Colleen and Triosk. Selling out a cinema based event on a Sunday is no mean feat and the performances were well worth the effort involved. I first saw Colleen in the Spiegeltent at the Dublin Fringe Festival a few years back and was captivated by the intricacy of the sound, seemingly woven from nothing before your eyes. This latest performance, mostly taken from new long player 'Les Ondes Silencieuses' was equal parts contemplation and celebration. Triosk followed up with the most virtuoso drumming performance I've ever seen; manual dexterity matching squarepusher like imagination, beat for beat. Hive is currently on hiatus 'til further funds flow, but the memory bank is full regardless.